So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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