I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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