so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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