My brain says no but my pants say off.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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