You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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