Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Holy sore nipples Batman
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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