OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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