I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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