My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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