And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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