I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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