if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
