I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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