ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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