I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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