Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Fuck appropriateness.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
