THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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