"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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