Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
