girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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