would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This is classic penis vs brain.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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