i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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