everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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