HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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