Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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