I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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