Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
