so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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