thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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