put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Can Purell be used as lube?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
How's work?
Spinning.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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