they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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