I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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