do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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