I hate all girls vehemently.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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