Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Randomize
