i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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