i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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