He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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