he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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