Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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