Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
It's official drugs can't kill me
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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