Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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