Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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