This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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