the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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