Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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