I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize