I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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