Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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