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(413): View more from Massachusetts

that girl last night was a 15

(1-413): View more from Massachusetts

wait she was 15?

(413): View more from Massachusetts

no like black jack not sure if you should hit it

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(602): View more from Arizona

you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.

(708): View more from Illinois

May it rest in peace.

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(773): View more from Illinois

arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better

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(845): View more from New York

My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there

(210): View more from Texas

You just said he's hot

(732): View more from New Jersey

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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(303): View more from Colorado

I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.

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