Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
