Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
My feet surprised me
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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