The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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