sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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