That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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